Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Bombin' fer Jesus

How about them Jesus-scopes the guys are usin' over in Eye-rack and Assgannystan!

Outfit in Wixom, MI, makes 'em for our military to use on infantry weapons.  Each one has a little Bible verse on it.  Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

Like, one might say, "2COR4:6," which means chapter 4, verse 6 of the Second Epistle of Paul to the Corinthians.  "For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ."

They don't say so, but I guess the manufacturer figures it makes the shooters more accurate if they use a Jesus-scope instead of some other, non-Biblical scope.

If Dick Cheney had one on his weapon that day in February of 2006 when he dang near offed his hunting partner, they sure as heck have covered it up good.

Maybe this Michigan outfit -- its name is Trijicon -- is onto something good here.

You wouldn't need no code to put entire Bible readings on bigger weapons.  Take them drones they're flyin' over from Assgannystan into Packystan to kill Al Qaedas which is in hiding over there.  They're big enough you could put  the whole New Testament on there if you didn't use real big print like say, in the Reader's Digest.  Wouldn't have to use real teeny print, neither, like on your health insurance which won't  cover you if you're sick.  Just kind of normal, readable print and I'll bet you'd get the New Testament on there with room to spare for maybe, oh, say, one of Pat Robertson's shorter prayers for another earthquake in devil-worshippin' Haiti.

Fellas who make them drones, which is said to kill about 50 or so women, children and goatherds for every Al Qaeda, could take real pride in their work knowing they're sending them Ayrabs to meet their Allah by way of a Jesus bomb.

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